Alpine-like climbs, pizza vending machines and raunchy shoots | Bikepacking the Traversée du Massif Vosgien 

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Oscar Huckle modelling Specialized S-Works Prevail 3 helmet

Earlier this summer, I rode the Traversée du Massif Vosgien, a 408km bikepacking route running through the Vosges mountains in Alsace, France. 

The predominantly off-road route snakes its way from Wissembourg, a picturesque town on the German border, and finishes in Thann, close to the city of Mulhouse. 

I rode with my friends Rob and Jeremy – Rob and I have been on many bikepacking trips together and I used to regularly ride with Jeremy when we worked at a bike shop together. 

Three cyclists with their bikes
Little did we know at the start just how memorable a journey this would be . Oscar Huckle / The Cycling Meister

This was an excellent trip – I really enjoyed the varied route that increased in technicality each day and the laid-back French culture. 

What’s more, it was my first time cycling in France – sacrilege considering I live in the UK and I’ve been seriously cycling since 2013.  

From relying on baguette and pizza vending machines when entire towns were closed to encountering a raunchy shoot while riding a remote trail (it seemingly all happens in France!), read on to learn my key takeaways from riding this route. 

What is the Traversée du Massif Vosgien? 

TMV route with elevation profile
Yes, those climbs are punchy… Strava

Although Rob initially encountered the route on Bikepacking.com, the Traversée du Massif Vosgien dates all the way back to 1897, where it was designed by Club Vosgien (a hiking club) to celebrate their 25th anniversary. 

In 2005, it was officially mapped by the Alsacien chapter of the FFCT (French Cycle-Touring Federation). 

White and orange placards with TMV lettering can be regularly found along the route (but don’t solely rely on them!), which is 85 per cent unpaved, with the highest point of the journey 1,248m.   

TMV sign on a placard
You’ll see TMV signs like this dotted around the route. Oscar Huckle / The Cycling Meister

The route is best described in three sections – the first 90 miles or so is punctuated by short and sharp hills that rarely rise above 400m elevation. You’ve then got around 70 miles where the climbs start to extend up 800m elevation and then for the remainder of the route, you’re in the Vosges proper as the ascents head above the 1,000m mark. 

Bikepacking.com rates the route as a five out of ten on its arbitrary scale, and suggests it will take six days to complete the route – advice we ignored. 

Gravel or mountain bike? 

Niner RLT 9 RDO gravel bike against a ruined church
I rode my Niner RLT 9 RDO gravel bike. Oscar Huckle / The Cycling Meister

Delve into the comments section on the Bikepacking.com route and you’ll see there’s a pretty even split between those who rode the route on a gravel bike and others on a mountain bike. 

I’m pretty confident on a gravel bike, so that felt the obvious choice – ideally a model with generous tyre clearances that could handle the more aggressive terrain. 

Unfortunately, none of the test bikes I was thinking might be contenders for this route materialised, and my 3T Extrema Italia (with its massive 57mm tyre clearance) was out of action while I waited for a hard-to-find lower headset bearing to arrive.  

Oscar Huckle at the start of the Seven Serpents race
My Niner accompanied me on the fearsome Seven Serpents. Enrica Pontin / Seven Serpents

So I rode my tried-and-tested Niner RLT 9 RDO – a familiar gravel bike and my other main testbed for anything gravel-related I review. 

It accompanied me on the Seven Serpents ultra-endurance race I completed in 2024 and the King Alfreds Way, among other epic day rides. 

The bike runs a Campagnolo Ekar groupset with Fulcrum Rapid Red 500 wheels, paired with a set of flared Easton EC90 carbon handlebars, a bump-taming Roval Terra seatpost and a Fabric Scoop saddle. 

Vittoria Terreno T50 tyre mounted to a Niner RLT 9 RDO
I wanted all the comfort I could get. Oscar Huckle / The Cycling Meister

I’d recently started a ‘wide gravel tyres’ group test for BikeRadar, so I fitted a pair of 50mm Vittoria Terreno T50 tyres onto the bike for more comfort and control on the technical sections, otherwise I kept things mostly as they were already. 

As for luggage, I ran a predominantly Tailfin set-up, including their recently launched AeroPack Cargo rear set-up. 

I ran fork packs instead of a handlebar bag, but the 5L Tailfin ones I had were too small, so I thought it’d be a great opportunity to test the Old Man Mountain Hemlock fork packs I was recently sent. 

Niner RLT 9 RDO with bikepacking bags against a log
Other than a stick getting caught in the rear derailleur, the set-up was excellent. Oscar Huckle / The Cycling Meister

Since there were remote sections without civilization, I also wore an Apidura Racing Hydration Vest with a 2L bladder, in addition to two 750ml bottles. 

All of the equipment worked perfectly – except for the Ekar rear derailleur. Riding what appeared to be an unassuming trail on the third day, a large stick managed to find its way in between the derailleur cage and cassette. 

With the offending stick removed, I couldn’t get the rear derailleur to work optimally in all 13 gears despite extensive trailside fettling. I ended up replacing the rear derailleur after the trip.  

All the weather 

Vosges mountain view
When it was hot, it was boiling. Oscar Huckle / The Cycling Meister

We experienced a real mixed bag of weather from baking heat to torrential rain. 

Things started off perfectly, with the first day a dreamy 21ºC –  what more could you ask for? 

But the rain arrived late at night and we woke up to heavy, cold and miserable rain. It was a good job we camped under the cover of some trees in the forest, rather than on an open castle moat we’d considered camping in beforehand. 

The first half of the second day was rather character building, with heavy and at times, torrential, rain. 

We were all very grateful for a mid-morning stop at a house run by a hippie that advertised free coffee (yes, really!). The generous lady had to dash off part-way through our stop and left us alone in the place, encouraging us to make a charity donation, which we did with our loose change.  

The weather U-turned from the third day onwards when the heat arrived. While not as oppressive as my Badlands odyssey, it was pretty uncomfortable when you were in the sun, but fortunately large portions of the route are in shaded forest. 

Oscar Huckle riding wearing an Apidura Racing Hydration Vest.
My Apidura Hydration Racing Vest came in very handy. Robert O’Keefe / The Cycling Meister

A memorable moment on the final day was when we had just crested an Alpine-like mountain and came across a fountain. We all immediately dunked our heads under it, much to the amusement of some onlooking hikers. 

Speaking of water, I was very grateful I’d packed a hydration pack. While I was never desperate for water, I felt reassured knowing I wouldn’t need to constantly fill up (although there are several fountains dotted throughout the route) and I’d suggest you do the same if you ride this route in summer. 

It’s not a race

View of yellow house in Vosges mountains
Take time to enjoy the wonderful views. Oscar Huckle / The Cycling Meister

Over the past 18 months, I’ve been getting into ultra-endurance racing, completing the aforementioned Seven Serpents in 2024, as well as Badlands. 

Since this was my first extended bikepacking trip of 2025 (by the way, I’d never recommend working for a straight six months without any annual leave ever again), it was difficult to get out of ultra-mode. 

I wanted to finish the route and to do that, I aimed for us to get a set amount of distance done every day. I also treated this trip as a training ride for the 1,000km Mother North ultra-endurance race in Norway that was looming in August. 

But when things didn’t quite work out, such as the aforementioned rain, that plan started to go out the window. 

Three cyclists having a beer together
You need the chill-out moments too. Jeremy Woodward / The Cycling Meister

It’s all well and good having a plan but you need to balance this with fun –  this is a holiday after all with friends. It’s not just about the riding – it’s about the evening restaurant or campsite meals, exploring picture-postcard French towns and just having a laugh. 

What I will say though is always bear in mind the recommended length of time to do the route – we were overzealous with this and we should have had one more day to build in a buffer for bad weather. 

Always have enough food for a day 

Pizza vending machine in France
I never thought life would resort to a vending machine… Oscar Huckle / The Cycling Meister

I described the French culture as ‘laid back’ earlier on – and that’s definitely the approach they take to opening hours. 

While I expected shops to shut at lunchtimes and be closed on Sundays and Mondays, I didn’t expect establishments to be closed, well, all the time. 

There were multiple occasions where we were let down, where entire villages were shut –  they must all be millionaires in the Alsace region. 

The French counteract this by having vending machines – yes, you read that right. 

Many small villages with nothing open had vending machines which the local boulangerie had stocked up that morning – baguettes, loaves of bread, cakes, you name it, it was there. 

On Thursday, it was a bank holiday (Ascension Day) and when there was nothing to eat for lunch in a local town, a local pointed us to a pizza vending machine. 

Pizza in a box from a pizza vending machine
The pizzas were certainly edible. Robert O’Keefe / The Cycling Meister

Having made it known he was hungry for some time, Rob gorged himself silly by straight-on inhaling two full-size pizzas. 

However, he may not quite have realised the enormity of the 400m climb in the baking sun we’d have to go up afterwards… the sight of Rob wheezing up that brute of an ascent after his gluttonous pizzafest will be a memory that will long live in my brain. 

But poking fun at myself, I admit I got ratty in a town later on the next day (Friday wasn’t a bank holiday, but what’s the point of working for one day before the weekend?!) where there wasn’t any breakfast. Luckily, after some searching, we found a baguette vending machine and order was restored. 

Baguette strapped to a Tailfin AeroPack Cargo Pack
When in France… Oscar Huckle / The Cycling Meister

With all this in mind, I’d recommend carrying enough food with you for a day, should the worst happen. It came in handy for us multiple times, for example when we shared a baguette at the top of an energy-sapping climb, or some cake as a much-needed pick-me-up. 

That said, when we got to eat ‘real’ food, most of it was excellent. One thing’s for sure, the French know how to bake and some of the restaurant meals we had were top-notch too – I had one of the best steaks (an entrecôte) I’ve had in a while in Wissembourg. 

You’ll long for the quiet 

Vosges mountains view
If you’re after a people-free route, this one ticks the boxes. Oscar Huckle / The Cycling Meister

Save for the towns of Saverne (the route skirts the town, but we diverted into the centre) and Châtenois, most of the places the route passes through are small villages. 

On our fifth day, we were taken on the road up to Bike Park du Lac Blanc and despite the fact we’d previously yearned for places to be open, what we didn’t expect was a noisy busy main road with people everywhere.

Big Agnes Fly Creek HV UL1 tent in a forest
We had some superb camping spots. Oscar Huckle / The Cycling Meister

After four days of peace and quiet, we yearned for idyll again and it was blissful once we’d headed off-road after this section. 

Sometimes, you want to get away from the hustle and bustle and be at one with your thoughts, and if you stick to the route, the Traversée du Massif Vosgien will give you that. 

Take brake pads 

Campagnolo DB-310 brake pads
Leave brake pads behind at your peril…

The thrilling, prolonged fireroad descents and technical sections really do a number on your brake pads on this route and both myself and Jeremy had to replace ours part-way through. 

I knew I’d need to change mine because I intentionally started on half-worn pads, but Jeremy’s were pretty new. 

It goes without saying you should always carry spare brake pads on a bikepacking trip, and while we knew this, it was interesting that we had to replace ours so quickly into the trip. 

Worried we’d wear another set out, both Jeremy and I stocked up at a bike shop in Châtenois. I didn’t want to not finish the route because I didn’t have sufficient spares, but I certainly paid the price – €50 for a set of Campagnolo brake pads (although admittedly they were the fancy DB-410s with an aluminium backing plate)! 

Expect the unexpected 

Gravel fireroad view
You wouldn’t expect to have a view like this disturbed in the way it did. Oscar Huckle / The Cycling Meister

I mentioned how this trip was my first time in France, but that wasn’t the only first I ticked off. 

Never in my wildest dreams did I expect we’d encounter a raunchy forest shoot while on a bike ride. There we were, idly riding along a remote fireroad where we suddenly saw a 4×4 parked up. 

Nothing dodgy there but to the vehicle’s side was a giggling lady and a man, lumberjack shirt hastily half-buttoned back up, with a third man quickly tucking a camera into the 4×4’s boot.

It took us all a moment to process what we’d just witnessed, but clearly the Vosges region is a fine location for a porno. 

A French fancy 

Oscar Huckle modelling Specialized S-Works Prevail 3 helmet
This is a superb route. Robert O’Keefe / The Cycling Meister

The Traversée du Massif Vosgien proved an excellent route that I’m still looking back fondly on and a fine introduction to cycling in France. 

The route has everything you could ask for – tough, but not insurmountable climbs, wide open vistas and delectable French cuisine. It’s also distinctive for the obvious German influence the Alsace region has, which stands it apart from other areas of France I’ve visited.  

Take Bikepacking.com’s advice though, and budget six days to complete this trip to really savour the surroundings. 

This route has got me itching to return and explore more of France and I highly recommend it to experienced bikepackers. 

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